skyecandi:

Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room

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still not motivated enough.

(Source: ceasepool, via styleofdress)

unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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(via nests-and-orochis)

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

Wonder Bar, 1934

(Source: mishawinsexster, via styleofdress)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via styleofdress)

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

(Source: geniuscat, via cocalin)